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disregard my cheery ensemble and accept

this fondue as a peace offering.

your grimacing shamanic chortles feathered across infamous episodes.

i've got to win this fairytale.

on stage my band was playing. i emerged from a bio-mech coffin buried under hundreds of copies of Reflections of Evil on burnt dvds.

autographing buttcheeks.

bedpost notches like graph paper.

splintered my heel slipping on beaver puke.

fear me if you dare. your blush ore remains aerosolized.

 

minatory Draculish clinic goes tits up, sated.

the blondterage skedaddles to the bronze-wrestling. tan and lacerated and banjaxed.

riling up the sex goofster in his jalopy with uncommon precedence. rips off his wifebeater in the parking lot. i check my reflection and that shit looks so fake.

a couple o' slag piles may be eligible for compensation; i laced their feedbags with blue blazes. ain’t that a bitch?

mush doggies, mush to my inbox!

dingbat underlings,

fuddy duddies,

goldbrickers,

narcs, probably. i will pull your fucking card.

i'll have you camped at my feet,

gazing coyly up at latest boyfriend.

when i am mad at you where am i not?

i am a candle damper.

i text the empty void,

he’s already got a boyfriend who

cloaks his inky goulash justly.

anchorless yet fixed in bondage.

crouched and fascinated.

caged and confused.

nuke the hicks with either no sideburns

or extensive sideburns.

 

i want you farther than the root of the root of myself to my public conclusions.

but you’re closer than my inclination for solus.

suffering is pain for a worthy purpose.

canceling all rousing bouncy knees,

passionate impacts, or near death experiences.

Y'all Got Any Dicks Need Suckin'?

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